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[j_snakehole]

1. Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.

2. My first reaction was to kick him in the balls, he's that attractive.

3. I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.

4. you woke me up just to tell me that i was beautiful in every way possible. then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob

5. Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?

6. [Text her.]